Satan is an ally against Yahweh to Deists
After thinking about it, Satan is an ally.
I did some thinking on the matter. Initially, I thought because Deists worship God, they could not worship Satan. But then I realized that the Deist God is not Yahweh - an intervening and personal God with prophets worshiped by Christianity/Judaism/Islam and human-like personality traits, but a distant and scientific God. God to Deism is like a watchmaking spirit which (notice not who, which) acts through scientific laws and does not have human-like or animal-like personality traits and especially not physical form.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. In the sphere of Yahweh’s fraud, we have to support his enemies. Therefore I say to you “hail Satan and hail the real Deist God.” Hail Satan! 8-19.
Levay Satanists worship themselves. I am not advocating self-worship, but literally inverting the Bible and supporting the “bad guy” since followers of Abrahamic religions worship the wrong God.
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It is not simply shock value, it is common sense. And yes - Christians/Muslim Gentiles and Jews both worship Yahweh - the Jewish God. Therefore Christian antisemites deserve to be ridiculed as Constantin Von Hoffmeister of
says. Antisemitism as an extreme racial prejudice, by the way, should also be condemned as Stalin said, but that is a whole different topic.8-19!